The next time you’re in a meeting, say this:
I’m going to validate business and statistical assumptions for better metric preparation. These tactical reports will allow us to quantify our time and cost.
At this point, if anyone in your meeting nods their head, slap them.
The other day, the boss slid the term ‘tactical metrics’ into a meeting. I asked if we were going to learn how to field strip a Glock.
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