Take one oversized truck, add in a 27″ lift and knobby tires. Now go get a latte.
I feel bad that 98% of these trucks will never be used off road. Sure, sometimes my cooky rallycar gets spotted running errands. But she’s seen more dirts roads then this baby will ever see.

Why not buy more gas, make more road noise, shop with the kids, and only drive to work.
Le’sigh…