I’m saving up to be eccentric.

planetkris.com Search Keyphrases (Top 10)

chkdsk /r8110.5 %
your mom729.3 %
delorean253.2 %
phantom grip243.1 %
roll cage construction232.9 %
silly icons202.6 %
i hate texas151.9 %
peasant s quest guide121.5 %
colossus backwards101.3 %
san diego autocross101.3 %

This is a perfect random sample of my existance.
I also love that 15 people typed ‘ihatetexas’ into a search engine. :D